I am a minor deity and I have routinely possess this child when I was thirsty for Coke. I wish he’d switch to Diet Coke, though. Those empty calories are going straight to my waistline…
Your waistline or his? There was a funny momment on the show where he had to climb up on the stage (1 foot tall stage) They wanted him to stand on it because he was a bit short, but he had trouble getting up on the stage because his stumpy legs couldn’t bend enough.
Oh my gosh this poor kid is huge. He doesnt’ need to be a spokesman for a religion, he needs to be the before picture for Jenny Craig. This is clear child neglect. The parents should be ashamed of themselves for letting that poor kid get so huge.
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Dan // June 28, 2005 at 08:39
I laughed so hard and so loud for so long my roomates thought I was possessed by gods.
Geoff // June 29, 2005 at 06:32
I am a minor deity and I have routinely possess this child when I was thirsty for Coke. I wish he’d switch to Diet Coke, though. Those empty calories are going straight to my waistline…
James // June 29, 2005 at 08:52
Your waistline or his? There was a funny momment on the show where he had to climb up on the stage (1 foot tall stage) They wanted him to stand on it because he was a bit short, but he had trouble getting up on the stage because his stumpy legs couldn’t bend enough.
Terri // August 28, 2005 at 01:15
Oh my gosh this poor kid is huge. He doesnt’ need to be a spokesman for a religion, he needs to be the before picture for Jenny Craig. This is clear child neglect. The parents should be ashamed of themselves for letting that poor kid get so huge.
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